Well DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Peeps!

Ok - so far my little blog experiment has not had me commenting anymore than before - probably less cuz it's easy to just whip out the points! But if I was to have a defense, it would be You try to share a computer with a 15 year old girl! Gees...if it's not homework it's MySpace or LimeWire. AND she can stay up later than I can! So, I'm using my lunch to get a quick post up here and bitch about a LOT of things!

A quick note here - Obviously, I did not post the Meat last week and unfortunately now that I am at work, last week's points are at home. I must note, however, that my Buddy Dave Payne won the High Scorer Award for last week. And I know that because he told me! Unless I actually do the Meat, there really isn't much reason for ME to look at the points. I will definitely do it this week cuz there is some good stuff that went on!

First order of business! Those of you who happened to watch the Busch (ok Nationwide) series on Saturday know EXACTLY what the title of this post means. For those who didn't - it was Shrub being a COMPLETE DICKHEAD once again! Leffler took Shrub out in the race and they were interviewing him afterwards and the interviewer said something about "Do you think Leffler just got to close to you on the inside?" or something to that effect and ShrubAss says "Well DUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!". This is after he already went had a little Pissy Fit about the whole thing, saying he was going to go Tattle to his crew chief because they were teammates and he is GOD! Blech.....PUKE!! The Madness has GOT TO STOP! I am seriously about ready to quit watching Nascar!!!!!! I am not just being a poor sport either, I swear! I could have accepted him winning races, etc. and going on a terror UNTIL he showed his true DICKHEAD personality. Now it is intolerable!

The other thing that happened on Saturday (which I only got a synopsis of from the Wife) is apparently Denny Hamlin was being a total prick in his prerace interview saying that the Nationwide driver's just need to move over and let the cup driver's go because I guess they are more important!! Watch out for Karma Denny, seems to me that amongst all those real professional driver's you got your ass taken OUT on Sunday! His little speech was quite good too, amazingly enough....just two driver's fighting for the same real estate. Others seem to have a different opinion!

I watched some of the Race Day on Fox and someone had a sign that said "$50 to take out Kyle!" I love that woman whoever she is! Something needs to be done about that jackass! I really am not normally a CRUEL person....well, as far as wishing bodily harm on someone - but I'm wishing it! I think one of the JR Nation rednecks should take his eye out with a Red Ryder BB-GUN! Politically Incorrect, I know. But I said it. And stand by it.

I am thinking a lot of you probably did not watch the race past lap 40 or so.....I wish I could say that I felt bad for Elliot Sadler cuz I really think there had to have been some kind of miscommunication with the spotter or something. But he just went on and blamed David. I don't get that. However, Fox did show everyone else the replay except Elliot, so there's that too. My question is: Does Smoke have issues with Elliot? I was kind of confused in his interview after the wreck. He said "It was my fault - I should not have been within a 1/2 mile of Elliot. I know better. I take complete blame" (you do realize that none of my "quotes" are word for word, right?). Maybe someone can fill me in on that little gem!

I was a little stunned at some info I heard on Race Day. They said that DuPont had resigned with Gordo but only thru 2010, 2 years. AND that Gordo is considering retiring in 2010. WOW. I guess it does surprise me and it doesn't. He is married to my cousin Ingrid and they have a baby now. He OBVIOUSLY does not have to worry about money. That would be interesting.

That segways (sp?) me into my next topic! Hold on to your chairs people - this is a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!! I - yes ME! Am dismantling my team next year!!!! Holy crap!! I just heard someone hit the floor - CALL 911!!! No this is a very SERIOUS announcement. All of you Gambler's out there would be wise to take my EX-Little Buddy Casey next year because there is a HIGH PROBABILITY that he will win the Championship next year. It would be just my luck that I stick by the Bastard for 3 or 4 years and he breaks out as soon as I drop him! SURPRISE # TWO............................MEARS WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE TO BE DROPPED FROM MY TEAM!!!!!!! OMG - Are you all in shock???!!! I am not saying that everyone has NOT been reccomending that for the last 5 years - just that you are probably all shocked that it will finally happen! I have my eye on someone to replace my Little Buddy, but I have wait and see if this is something I can commit to just yet. I won't be announcing at all who the other driver to go will be. You have to wait until next year to find out. And I will guarantee you this - NO WAY IN HELL will my other guy be Shrub Ass!!! I am actually interested in seeing how many whores we will have next year that jump on the money train. Sorry, PEEPS Not enough money in the WORLD! I bet Uncle D doesn't mind though! This will be his first Champion of This Little Game We Play (yep, I'm calling it already)! And he has suffered through it all, usually Bottom Feeder or close to it (Like ME) every year. Good for you, Uncle D! Oh, unless someone takes Shrub's eye out with a Red Ryder BB!

I probably have a lot more entertaining things to say & Bitch about, but that will have to do it for this Edition of Your Commentary. The Boss is back and I'm pretty sure my lunch time is over - even if Ashley did make me interview and take phone calls during my lunch. Since everything is so early this week, it should be no problem to get the Meat out in the next day or two!

Have a good week.

Love ya,
The Director