Actual Meat For ONCE!!!!!

Hey Peeps!

Well, I really haven't been doing much more "Commentating" here have I? Well it was a good thought.....Also, I'm kind of in hurry so I will probably F-stuff up again - just let me know & I'll correct it! :)

So...The Meat! I guess there is just no getting around this - It was going to have to come out sooner or later! The High Scorer Award goes to Uncle D, blah blah blah with 484 points!! Live it up, Uncle D! Followed by Ernie & BatMan, tied at 459 points. The Low Scorer Award goes to Oh Well Sweet RustyGod! That would be ME! With 280 points. Followed by....Nobody even came close so forgeta about it! The Big Mover Award goes to Holy Crap Kenseth finished a race - Robin up 3 spots this week! Woo Hoo! Followed by his lovely Maiden Tara up 2 spots! (Ok, so Ernie also moved up 2 spots but I screwed Tara Lee out of about 10 mentions so she gets the only mention this time!)! The Big Dropper this week was Tony Wade down 3 spots (Don't worry Tony, the only reason is because it is logistically IMPOSSIBLE for me to go any lower!). Nic & The Dooger both dropped 2 spots (So much for my hope that I would get ANYTHING out of this stupid Little Game We Play this year - AGAIN)!

I suppose I should mention that Uncle D has spent several weeks at the top of the standings all due to that bastard ShrubAss!! I hope JR Nation kicks his balls! Wow - that came out of no where - sorry about that! And speaking of Asses.....Ernie, please tell that JACKASS Mr. Paula Mintz that I hope he is happy now that he is nearing the Fiery Pits of Bottom Feeder HELL!! And next year he should "make your OWN DAMN picks and not POACH OFF MINE, BITCH!" That should work, if you could tell him all that!

I'm VERY HAPPY to report that I did not see much if barely any of that piece of shit they called the race on Saturday night! Much to Dave's dismay, they already had the race on it the Chinese bar, where we were throwing Jafe a Surprise 40th Birthday (which I could not comment here on since he now belongs to this Little Game We Play)! Dave seemed to think my request to watch the race would not be met kindly. As I said it was already on....and one of the "young" guys (as in late 50's, 60 ish) was ALL OVER SPIKE! He kept saying loudly in front of her "She's really your MOM? Not your SISTER?!" At which point I told him, he was either giving her a rather LARGE Compliment or SEVERELY Dissing on me....! Anyways, Mission Surprise Party-Jafe was a huge success. He did not have a fucking clue! It was great. After we left the Chinese bar we went back to his house where my Wife & The Dooger already had a nice fire going and we sate around and drank beer into the wee hours of the morning with both regular peeps and peeps we hadn't hung out with in a LONG time. It was good times!

Did I mention that SHRUB ASS Fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright then, enough on that. Here's hoping he gets a non-life threatening injury that keeps him out a car for 6-8 weeks (no offense, Uncle D - you know I still love ya!)

Well, it's about time for me to head on out for the weekend! Hope everyone enjoys the non-points excitement that hopefully Saturday night will bring (along with the aforementioned injury :) )! Maybe I will have time to comment on Sunday - no promises!

Have a great weekend!
The Director

P.S. Did not have time to proof read! Hey I might be able to take a few minutes to blog on a Friday, but I would never abuse the situation by taking the time to proof read - I have my boundaries!