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Hey Peeps!

Yes, it's actually ME! Well, some asshole commented on that last post that I need to get off my ass and do the Meat.....Oh, wait. That wasn't anonymous - Sorry, Dave. I was just kidding. :) Since I'm going to do Double Your Meat Double Your Pleasure - let's get on with it!

The Meat Week 14: The High Scorer Award goes to....TONY W! with 510 points, followed by last week's high scorer, DAVE P! (See, that made up for that asshole comment)! The Low Scorer Award goes to...NO IT'S NOT ME! To Don B. with 292 points, followed by, yeah NOW it's ME with 315 points. This week's Big Mover Award goes to TONY W up SEVEN spots! Followed by Tara Lee & The Dooger up 3 spots. The Big Dropper Award goes to Don B. down 6 spots followed by JAFE down 4 spots this week. HUH. I can remember when Don B was fighting Uncle D for the lead. Remember that Uncle D?

The Meat Week 15: The High Scorer Award goes to DAVE P! With 530 points followed by My Wife with 520 points. But more on that later.... The Low Scorer Award goes to...What? Me...or you really must quit FLATTERING me this way...with 219. Yeah, and nobody else is even fucking close. And no I am not bitter. The Big Mover Award is a tie this week with Dave P & my Wife both up 4 spots this week. (Funny story: My Wife always acts like he doesn't understand any of my commentary Lingo, but as soon as he looked at the points today he says "Oh Wow. Me and Dave tied for the Big Mover Award this week" LMAO!!!!) The Big Dropper Award goes to Thadeus J down 3 spots followed by E2-D2 down 2 spots. Hmmm....they were once contending for a top spot as well. Interesting.

So...the more on that later section: Nic & I watched the race with The Dooger yesterday. Let me tell you he was Frickin Excited!!! Strutting around, bragging about his 1,2, 5 finish - talkin crap! Oh yeah, he was PROUD! Well, obviously, I didn't give a fuck! Say Goodbye, Newman!! Yes, your contract DOES EXPIRE at the END of this year! Anywho, so I don't think anything about it and I get to work this morning and I have an IM telling me I am not doing a good enough job cursing Jackass Jackoff Jimmy (yep, he's got a NEW name) or (Forgive me Uncle D) Bitch-Bowing-Bastard. Then comes the REVELATION - My Buddy Dave actually scored the COVETED ONE, TWO, THREE FINISH!!!! No, he didn't - Oh yes he did! I believe it's the first of the season, but if I am wrong, I'm sure whoever was first will COMMENT in the COMMENT SECTION and let me know so I can issue an apology! Oh yeah, back to the story....so I tell Dave "My Wif'e's not gonna like that!" And I'm sure he giggled or something :) So, being the loving supporting spouse that I am...as soon as Nic calls, what is the first thing I tell him? Oh YEAH! I say "Hey baby, guess what. Dave scored a 1,2,3!" His words? "What? That Fucker! Who does he have?!!" Then he has to go and tell me how he continued to brag to Jafe and The Dooger all night about how he kicked ass yesterday...hee hee hee. Luckily for him, Dooger doesn't have a computer yet and Jafe doesn't have the time to read my blog. HOWEVER, Dave does have Jafe's phone number. Not that I'm that I'm trying to start crap or anything. I'm just saying.

So...how about the actual race? J R finally gets his first REAL Win with Hendrick. Take that and shove it up your blown engines, Teresa! I was happy for him. And did you see the look on Papa Hendrick's face? How could you not love that? On Father's Day? That was great. BUT OF COURSE someone has to immediately start bitching. Now, I don't usually admit stuff like this, but truth is I don't know the rule....but apparently, RoboKenseth was bitching that Juno passed the pace car under caution and that is illegal. Yes? No? I don't know. I did think I heard the announcers say that Nascar gave Juno a warning for that cuz you couldn't do it. I was thinking he stopped after that - until he was under green! Go J R! I don't even have him but I like the guy. Vickers was whining too cuz he "didn't understand why Nascar let Martin start ahead of him" Call those Bitches a WAMBULANCE! If they were where I am in Points, then they would have something to cry about!

For anyone who is wondering (oh yeah, I just remembered I WAS whining in my last post...hahahaha!), I am going to be doing some SERIOUS TEAM REBUILDING this year in the off season. One driver is DEFINITELY gone, another is half way out the door and the third? Well, you know I love him and I'm hoping he will have a new team next year. That is all I have to say about that!

Well, I mentioned it in the last quickie email I sent that it looks like we have a battle between Two Families this year. However, I think I may have spoken too soon, cuz we have one Great White Hope on this side of the Mountains and his name is TONY W!!! Yeah, bitches! So I'm saying there's a chance. Hell yeah! We could ALMOST go as far back as the Dooger, but I would put my money on Kahne over Harvick to go all the way. Don't count us out yet! I don't want to tick off Uncle D, but I'm saying there's a chance!

Normally, I like the road courses, but I just don't know this year. My driver's suck so I guess I really don't care. And what's the worst that can happen to me? I suck? Big fucking deal! What I move down a spot? Oh WAIT! I CAN'T! It's the rest of you Peeps that should be nervous. Here goes all the brownie points I scored with Uncle D (If the winner can't be on this side of the mountains, Uncle D, I pick you) but...Ol' Rowdy (PUKE, PUKE, PUKE!!!!!!) Bitch-Bowing-Bastard is going to get over confident, per usual, and have to have his car helicoptered out of the sand! JJJ is just not really that good on road courses. JR is fair to midland and Kahne I believe is about the same. RoboKenseth? Not shit. Any other majors I'm forgetting? Yeah, Hamlin but I don't have a clue. Anyways, good luck to ya all. At this point, I'm just here to give stats and report the race as I see fit! Oh, but let's not forget.....This should be the track that gets our Beloved Queen of the Road Courses, RobbyG, back in this thing!

Happy Belated Father's Day to all of our father's in This Little Game We Play! And the countdown is at 14 for one of our lucky Peeps! That is the number of days left he has left until he retires.....but more on that later!

The Director