Hey Peeps,
One of my sources told me that the MAIN reason Kenseth was mad was because of the pit road incident where the Nascar Official got in his way. He thought he lost at least 2 positions if not more. I think it was Wally who commented at the time that if that had been an NFL Official he would have gotten knocked on his ass without a second thought! Then my source told me that Wally said next time RoboK would definitely just run him over, but RoboK said no he wouldn't.
Next thing......I am co-selling a 1998 Dodge Ram (Maroon) with 120K miles, runs good, has a bedliner and tow package. Any takers? Make me an offer!
Have a good week!
The Director
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
OMRG!!!!
Hey Peeps!
Yes, it's actually ME! Well, some asshole commented on that last post that I need to get off my ass and do the Meat.....Oh, wait. That wasn't anonymous - Sorry, Dave. I was just kidding. :) Since I'm going to do Double Your Meat Double Your Pleasure - let's get on with it!
The Meat Week 14: The High Scorer Award goes to....TONY W! with 510 points, followed by last week's high scorer, DAVE P! (See, that made up for that asshole comment)! The Low Scorer Award goes to...NO IT'S NOT ME! To Don B. with 292 points, followed by, yeah NOW it's ME with 315 points. This week's Big Mover Award goes to TONY W up SEVEN spots! Followed by Tara Lee & The Dooger up 3 spots. The Big Dropper Award goes to Don B. down 6 spots followed by JAFE down 4 spots this week. HUH. I can remember when Don B was fighting Uncle D for the lead. Remember that Uncle D?
The Meat Week 15: The High Scorer Award goes to DAVE P! With 530 points followed by My Wife with 520 points. But more on that later.... The Low Scorer Award goes to...What? Me...or you really must quit FLATTERING me this way...with 219. Yeah, and nobody else is even fucking close. And no I am not bitter. The Big Mover Award is a tie this week with Dave P & my Wife both up 4 spots this week. (Funny story: My Wife always acts like he doesn't understand any of my commentary Lingo, but as soon as he looked at the points today he says "Oh Wow. Me and Dave tied for the Big Mover Award this week" LMAO!!!!) The Big Dropper Award goes to Thadeus J down 3 spots followed by E2-D2 down 2 spots. Hmmm....they were once contending for a top spot as well. Interesting.
So...the more on that later section: Nic & I watched the race with The Dooger yesterday. Let me tell you he was Frickin Excited!!! Strutting around, bragging about his 1,2, 5 finish - talkin crap! Oh yeah, he was PROUD! Well, obviously, I didn't give a fuck! Say Goodbye, Newman!! Yes, your contract DOES EXPIRE at the END of this year! Anywho, so I don't think anything about it and I get to work this morning and I have an IM telling me I am not doing a good enough job cursing Jackass Jackoff Jimmy (yep, he's got a NEW name) or (Forgive me Uncle D) Bitch-Bowing-Bastard. Then comes the REVELATION - My Buddy Dave actually scored the COVETED ONE, TWO, THREE FINISH!!!! No, he didn't - Oh yes he did! I believe it's the first of the season, but if I am wrong, I'm sure whoever was first will COMMENT in the COMMENT SECTION and let me know so I can issue an apology! Oh yeah, back to the story....so I tell Dave "My Wif'e's not gonna like that!" And I'm sure he giggled or something :) So, being the loving supporting spouse that I am...as soon as Nic calls, what is the first thing I tell him? Oh YEAH! I say "Hey baby, guess what. Dave scored a 1,2,3!" His words? "What? That Fucker! Who does he have?!!" Then he has to go and tell me how he continued to brag to Jafe and The Dooger all night about how he kicked ass yesterday...hee hee hee. Luckily for him, Dooger doesn't have a computer yet and Jafe doesn't have the time to read my blog. HOWEVER, Dave does have Jafe's phone number. Not that I'm that I'm trying to start crap or anything. I'm just saying.
So...how about the actual race? J R finally gets his first REAL Win with Hendrick. Take that and shove it up your blown engines, Teresa! I was happy for him. And did you see the look on Papa Hendrick's face? How could you not love that? On Father's Day? That was great. BUT OF COURSE someone has to immediately start bitching. Now, I don't usually admit stuff like this, but truth is I don't know the rule....but apparently, RoboKenseth was bitching that Juno passed the pace car under caution and that is illegal. Yes? No? I don't know. I did think I heard the announcers say that Nascar gave Juno a warning for that cuz you couldn't do it. I was thinking he stopped after that - until he was under green! Go J R! I don't even have him but I like the guy. Vickers was whining too cuz he "didn't understand why Nascar let Martin start ahead of him" Call those Bitches a WAMBULANCE! If they were where I am in Points, then they would have something to cry about!
For anyone who is wondering (oh yeah, I just remembered I WAS whining in my last post...hahahaha!), I am going to be doing some SERIOUS TEAM REBUILDING this year in the off season. One driver is DEFINITELY gone, another is half way out the door and the third? Well, you know I love him and I'm hoping he will have a new team next year. That is all I have to say about that!
Well, I mentioned it in the last quickie email I sent that it looks like we have a battle between Two Families this year. However, I think I may have spoken too soon, cuz we have one Great White Hope on this side of the Mountains and his name is TONY W!!! Yeah, bitches! So I'm saying there's a chance. Hell yeah! We could ALMOST go as far back as the Dooger, but I would put my money on Kahne over Harvick to go all the way. Don't count us out yet! I don't want to tick off Uncle D, but I'm saying there's a chance!
Normally, I like the road courses, but I just don't know this year. My driver's suck so I guess I really don't care. And what's the worst that can happen to me? I suck? Big fucking deal! What I move down a spot? Oh WAIT! I CAN'T! It's the rest of you Peeps that should be nervous. Here goes all the brownie points I scored with Uncle D (If the winner can't be on this side of the mountains, Uncle D, I pick you) but...Ol' Rowdy (PUKE, PUKE, PUKE!!!!!!) Bitch-Bowing-Bastard is going to get over confident, per usual, and have to have his car helicoptered out of the sand! JJJ is just not really that good on road courses. JR is fair to midland and Kahne I believe is about the same. RoboKenseth? Not shit. Any other majors I'm forgetting? Yeah, Hamlin but I don't have a clue. Anyways, good luck to ya all. At this point, I'm just here to give stats and report the race as I see fit! Oh, but let's not forget.....This should be the track that gets our Beloved Queen of the Road Courses, RobbyG, back in this thing!
Happy Belated Father's Day to all of our father's in This Little Game We Play! And the countdown is at 14 for one of our lucky Peeps! That is the number of days left he has left until he retires.....but more on that later!
The Director
Yes, it's actually ME! Well, some asshole commented on that last post that I need to get off my ass and do the Meat.....Oh, wait. That wasn't anonymous - Sorry, Dave. I was just kidding. :) Since I'm going to do Double Your Meat Double Your Pleasure - let's get on with it!
The Meat Week 14: The High Scorer Award goes to....TONY W! with 510 points, followed by last week's high scorer, DAVE P! (See, that made up for that asshole comment)! The Low Scorer Award goes to...NO IT'S NOT ME! To Don B. with 292 points, followed by, yeah NOW it's ME with 315 points. This week's Big Mover Award goes to TONY W up SEVEN spots! Followed by Tara Lee & The Dooger up 3 spots. The Big Dropper Award goes to Don B. down 6 spots followed by JAFE down 4 spots this week. HUH. I can remember when Don B was fighting Uncle D for the lead. Remember that Uncle D?
The Meat Week 15: The High Scorer Award goes to DAVE P! With 530 points followed by My Wife with 520 points. But more on that later.... The Low Scorer Award goes to...What? Me...or you really must quit FLATTERING me this way...with 219. Yeah, and nobody else is even fucking close. And no I am not bitter. The Big Mover Award is a tie this week with Dave P & my Wife both up 4 spots this week. (Funny story: My Wife always acts like he doesn't understand any of my commentary Lingo, but as soon as he looked at the points today he says "Oh Wow. Me and Dave tied for the Big Mover Award this week" LMAO!!!!) The Big Dropper Award goes to Thadeus J down 3 spots followed by E2-D2 down 2 spots. Hmmm....they were once contending for a top spot as well. Interesting.
So...the more on that later section: Nic & I watched the race with The Dooger yesterday. Let me tell you he was Frickin Excited!!! Strutting around, bragging about his 1,2, 5 finish - talkin crap! Oh yeah, he was PROUD! Well, obviously, I didn't give a fuck! Say Goodbye, Newman!! Yes, your contract DOES EXPIRE at the END of this year! Anywho, so I don't think anything about it and I get to work this morning and I have an IM telling me I am not doing a good enough job cursing Jackass Jackoff Jimmy (yep, he's got a NEW name) or (Forgive me Uncle D) Bitch-Bowing-Bastard. Then comes the REVELATION - My Buddy Dave actually scored the COVETED ONE, TWO, THREE FINISH!!!! No, he didn't - Oh yes he did! I believe it's the first of the season, but if I am wrong, I'm sure whoever was first will COMMENT in the COMMENT SECTION and let me know so I can issue an apology! Oh yeah, back to the story....so I tell Dave "My Wif'e's not gonna like that!" And I'm sure he giggled or something :) So, being the loving supporting spouse that I am...as soon as Nic calls, what is the first thing I tell him? Oh YEAH! I say "Hey baby, guess what. Dave scored a 1,2,3!" His words? "What? That Fucker! Who does he have?!!" Then he has to go and tell me how he continued to brag to Jafe and The Dooger all night about how he kicked ass yesterday...hee hee hee. Luckily for him, Dooger doesn't have a computer yet and Jafe doesn't have the time to read my blog. HOWEVER, Dave does have Jafe's phone number. Not that I'm that I'm trying to start crap or anything. I'm just saying.
So...how about the actual race? J R finally gets his first REAL Win with Hendrick. Take that and shove it up your blown engines, Teresa! I was happy for him. And did you see the look on Papa Hendrick's face? How could you not love that? On Father's Day? That was great. BUT OF COURSE someone has to immediately start bitching. Now, I don't usually admit stuff like this, but truth is I don't know the rule....but apparently, RoboKenseth was bitching that Juno passed the pace car under caution and that is illegal. Yes? No? I don't know. I did think I heard the announcers say that Nascar gave Juno a warning for that cuz you couldn't do it. I was thinking he stopped after that - until he was under green! Go J R! I don't even have him but I like the guy. Vickers was whining too cuz he "didn't understand why Nascar let Martin start ahead of him" Call those Bitches a WAMBULANCE! If they were where I am in Points, then they would have something to cry about!
For anyone who is wondering (oh yeah, I just remembered I WAS whining in my last post...hahahaha!), I am going to be doing some SERIOUS TEAM REBUILDING this year in the off season. One driver is DEFINITELY gone, another is half way out the door and the third? Well, you know I love him and I'm hoping he will have a new team next year. That is all I have to say about that!
Well, I mentioned it in the last quickie email I sent that it looks like we have a battle between Two Families this year. However, I think I may have spoken too soon, cuz we have one Great White Hope on this side of the Mountains and his name is TONY W!!! Yeah, bitches! So I'm saying there's a chance. Hell yeah! We could ALMOST go as far back as the Dooger, but I would put my money on Kahne over Harvick to go all the way. Don't count us out yet! I don't want to tick off Uncle D, but I'm saying there's a chance!
Normally, I like the road courses, but I just don't know this year. My driver's suck so I guess I really don't care. And what's the worst that can happen to me? I suck? Big fucking deal! What I move down a spot? Oh WAIT! I CAN'T! It's the rest of you Peeps that should be nervous. Here goes all the brownie points I scored with Uncle D (If the winner can't be on this side of the mountains, Uncle D, I pick you) but...Ol' Rowdy (PUKE, PUKE, PUKE!!!!!!) Bitch-Bowing-Bastard is going to get over confident, per usual, and have to have his car helicoptered out of the sand! JJJ is just not really that good on road courses. JR is fair to midland and Kahne I believe is about the same. RoboKenseth? Not shit. Any other majors I'm forgetting? Yeah, Hamlin but I don't have a clue. Anyways, good luck to ya all. At this point, I'm just here to give stats and report the race as I see fit! Oh, but let's not forget.....This should be the track that gets our Beloved Queen of the Road Courses, RobbyG, back in this thing!
Happy Belated Father's Day to all of our father's in This Little Game We Play! And the countdown is at 14 for one of our lucky Peeps! That is the number of days left he has left until he retires.....but more on that later!
The Director
Thursday, June 12, 2008
If Anyone Is Curious
and would like to know WHY I AM SUCKING SO BAD.....take a gander at these stats!!!!!
http://www.nascar.com/drivers/dps/cmears01/cup/#stats
Yep. That should just about explain why I am Major Bottom Feeder. I bet he can finish out the season without another Top 10 AND achieve ZERO Top 5's.
Go Me!
http://www.nascar.com/drivers/dps/cmears01/cup/#stats
Yep. That should just about explain why I am Major Bottom Feeder. I bet he can finish out the season without another Top 10 AND achieve ZERO Top 5's.
Go Me!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Well DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Peeps!
Ok - so far my little blog experiment has not had me commenting anymore than before - probably less cuz it's easy to just whip out the points! But if I was to have a defense, it would be You try to share a computer with a 15 year old girl! Gees...if it's not homework it's MySpace or LimeWire. AND she can stay up later than I can! So, I'm using my lunch to get a quick post up here and bitch about a LOT of things!
A quick note here - Obviously, I did not post the Meat last week and unfortunately now that I am at work, last week's points are at home. I must note, however, that my Buddy Dave Payne won the High Scorer Award for last week. And I know that because he told me! Unless I actually do the Meat, there really isn't much reason for ME to look at the points. I will definitely do it this week cuz there is some good stuff that went on!
First order of business! Those of you who happened to watch the Busch (ok Nationwide) series on Saturday know EXACTLY what the title of this post means. For those who didn't - it was Shrub being a COMPLETE DICKHEAD once again! Leffler took Shrub out in the race and they were interviewing him afterwards and the interviewer said something about "Do you think Leffler just got to close to you on the inside?" or something to that effect and ShrubAss says "Well DUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!". This is after he already went had a little Pissy Fit about the whole thing, saying he was going to go Tattle to his crew chief because they were teammates and he is GOD! Blech.....PUKE!! The Madness has GOT TO STOP! I am seriously about ready to quit watching Nascar!!!!!! I am not just being a poor sport either, I swear! I could have accepted him winning races, etc. and going on a terror UNTIL he showed his true DICKHEAD personality. Now it is intolerable!
The other thing that happened on Saturday (which I only got a synopsis of from the Wife) is apparently Denny Hamlin was being a total prick in his prerace interview saying that the Nationwide driver's just need to move over and let the cup driver's go because I guess they are more important!! Watch out for Karma Denny, seems to me that amongst all those real professional driver's you got your ass taken OUT on Sunday! His little speech was quite good too, amazingly enough....just two driver's fighting for the same real estate. Others seem to have a different opinion!
I watched some of the Race Day on Fox and someone had a sign that said "$50 to take out Kyle!" I love that woman whoever she is! Something needs to be done about that jackass! I really am not normally a CRUEL person....well, as far as wishing bodily harm on someone - but I'm wishing it! I think one of the JR Nation rednecks should take his eye out with a Red Ryder BB-GUN! Politically Incorrect, I know. But I said it. And stand by it.
I am thinking a lot of you probably did not watch the race past lap 40 or so.....I wish I could say that I felt bad for Elliot Sadler cuz I really think there had to have been some kind of miscommunication with the spotter or something. But he just went on and blamed David. I don't get that. However, Fox did show everyone else the replay except Elliot, so there's that too. My question is: Does Smoke have issues with Elliot? I was kind of confused in his interview after the wreck. He said "It was my fault - I should not have been within a 1/2 mile of Elliot. I know better. I take complete blame" (you do realize that none of my "quotes" are word for word, right?). Maybe someone can fill me in on that little gem!
I was a little stunned at some info I heard on Race Day. They said that DuPont had resigned with Gordo but only thru 2010, 2 years. AND that Gordo is considering retiring in 2010. WOW. I guess it does surprise me and it doesn't. He is married to my cousin Ingrid and they have a baby now. He OBVIOUSLY does not have to worry about money. That would be interesting.
That segways (sp?) me into my next topic! Hold on to your chairs people - this is a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!! I - yes ME! Am dismantling my team next year!!!! Holy crap!! I just heard someone hit the floor - CALL 911!!! No this is a very SERIOUS announcement. All of you Gambler's out there would be wise to take my EX-Little Buddy Casey next year because there is a HIGH PROBABILITY that he will win the Championship next year. It would be just my luck that I stick by the Bastard for 3 or 4 years and he breaks out as soon as I drop him! SURPRISE # TWO............................MEARS WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE TO BE DROPPED FROM MY TEAM!!!!!!! OMG - Are you all in shock???!!! I am not saying that everyone has NOT been reccomending that for the last 5 years - just that you are probably all shocked that it will finally happen! I have my eye on someone to replace my Little Buddy, but I have wait and see if this is something I can commit to just yet. I won't be announcing at all who the other driver to go will be. You have to wait until next year to find out. And I will guarantee you this - NO WAY IN HELL will my other guy be Shrub Ass!!! I am actually interested in seeing how many whores we will have next year that jump on the money train. Sorry, PEEPS Not enough money in the WORLD! I bet Uncle D doesn't mind though! This will be his first Champion of This Little Game We Play (yep, I'm calling it already)! And he has suffered through it all, usually Bottom Feeder or close to it (Like ME) every year. Good for you, Uncle D! Oh, unless someone takes Shrub's eye out with a Red Ryder BB!
I probably have a lot more entertaining things to say & Bitch about, but that will have to do it for this Edition of Your Commentary. The Boss is back and I'm pretty sure my lunch time is over - even if Ashley did make me interview and take phone calls during my lunch. Since everything is so early this week, it should be no problem to get the Meat out in the next day or two!
Have a good week.
Love ya,
The Director
Ok - so far my little blog experiment has not had me commenting anymore than before - probably less cuz it's easy to just whip out the points! But if I was to have a defense, it would be You try to share a computer with a 15 year old girl! Gees...if it's not homework it's MySpace or LimeWire. AND she can stay up later than I can! So, I'm using my lunch to get a quick post up here and bitch about a LOT of things!
A quick note here - Obviously, I did not post the Meat last week and unfortunately now that I am at work, last week's points are at home. I must note, however, that my Buddy Dave Payne won the High Scorer Award for last week. And I know that because he told me! Unless I actually do the Meat, there really isn't much reason for ME to look at the points. I will definitely do it this week cuz there is some good stuff that went on!
First order of business! Those of you who happened to watch the Busch (ok Nationwide) series on Saturday know EXACTLY what the title of this post means. For those who didn't - it was Shrub being a COMPLETE DICKHEAD once again! Leffler took Shrub out in the race and they were interviewing him afterwards and the interviewer said something about "Do you think Leffler just got to close to you on the inside?" or something to that effect and ShrubAss says "Well DUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!". This is after he already went had a little Pissy Fit about the whole thing, saying he was going to go Tattle to his crew chief because they were teammates and he is GOD! Blech.....PUKE!! The Madness has GOT TO STOP! I am seriously about ready to quit watching Nascar!!!!!! I am not just being a poor sport either, I swear! I could have accepted him winning races, etc. and going on a terror UNTIL he showed his true DICKHEAD personality. Now it is intolerable!
The other thing that happened on Saturday (which I only got a synopsis of from the Wife) is apparently Denny Hamlin was being a total prick in his prerace interview saying that the Nationwide driver's just need to move over and let the cup driver's go because I guess they are more important!! Watch out for Karma Denny, seems to me that amongst all those real professional driver's you got your ass taken OUT on Sunday! His little speech was quite good too, amazingly enough....just two driver's fighting for the same real estate. Others seem to have a different opinion!
I watched some of the Race Day on Fox and someone had a sign that said "$50 to take out Kyle!" I love that woman whoever she is! Something needs to be done about that jackass! I really am not normally a CRUEL person....well, as far as wishing bodily harm on someone - but I'm wishing it! I think one of the JR Nation rednecks should take his eye out with a Red Ryder BB-GUN! Politically Incorrect, I know. But I said it. And stand by it.
I am thinking a lot of you probably did not watch the race past lap 40 or so.....I wish I could say that I felt bad for Elliot Sadler cuz I really think there had to have been some kind of miscommunication with the spotter or something. But he just went on and blamed David. I don't get that. However, Fox did show everyone else the replay except Elliot, so there's that too. My question is: Does Smoke have issues with Elliot? I was kind of confused in his interview after the wreck. He said "It was my fault - I should not have been within a 1/2 mile of Elliot. I know better. I take complete blame" (you do realize that none of my "quotes" are word for word, right?). Maybe someone can fill me in on that little gem!
I was a little stunned at some info I heard on Race Day. They said that DuPont had resigned with Gordo but only thru 2010, 2 years. AND that Gordo is considering retiring in 2010. WOW. I guess it does surprise me and it doesn't. He is married to my cousin Ingrid and they have a baby now. He OBVIOUSLY does not have to worry about money. That would be interesting.
That segways (sp?) me into my next topic! Hold on to your chairs people - this is a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!! I - yes ME! Am dismantling my team next year!!!! Holy crap!! I just heard someone hit the floor - CALL 911!!! No this is a very SERIOUS announcement. All of you Gambler's out there would be wise to take my EX-Little Buddy Casey next year because there is a HIGH PROBABILITY that he will win the Championship next year. It would be just my luck that I stick by the Bastard for 3 or 4 years and he breaks out as soon as I drop him! SURPRISE # TWO............................MEARS WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE TO BE DROPPED FROM MY TEAM!!!!!!! OMG - Are you all in shock???!!! I am not saying that everyone has NOT been reccomending that for the last 5 years - just that you are probably all shocked that it will finally happen! I have my eye on someone to replace my Little Buddy, but I have wait and see if this is something I can commit to just yet. I won't be announcing at all who the other driver to go will be. You have to wait until next year to find out. And I will guarantee you this - NO WAY IN HELL will my other guy be Shrub Ass!!! I am actually interested in seeing how many whores we will have next year that jump on the money train. Sorry, PEEPS Not enough money in the WORLD! I bet Uncle D doesn't mind though! This will be his first Champion of This Little Game We Play (yep, I'm calling it already)! And he has suffered through it all, usually Bottom Feeder or close to it (Like ME) every year. Good for you, Uncle D! Oh, unless someone takes Shrub's eye out with a Red Ryder BB!
I probably have a lot more entertaining things to say & Bitch about, but that will have to do it for this Edition of Your Commentary. The Boss is back and I'm pretty sure my lunch time is over - even if Ashley did make me interview and take phone calls during my lunch. Since everything is so early this week, it should be no problem to get the Meat out in the next day or two!
Have a good week.
Love ya,
The Director
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