Hey Peeps!
Well, I really haven't been doing much more "Commentating" here have I? Well it was a good thought.....Also, I'm kind of in hurry so I will probably F-stuff up again - just let me know & I'll correct it! :)
So...The Meat! I guess there is just no getting around this - It was going to have to come out sooner or later! The High Scorer Award goes to Uncle D, blah blah blah with 484 points!! Live it up, Uncle D! Followed by Ernie & BatMan, tied at 459 points. The Low Scorer Award goes to Oh Well Sweet RustyGod! That would be ME! With 280 points. Followed by....Nobody even came close so forgeta about it! The Big Mover Award goes to Holy Crap Kenseth finished a race - Robin up 3 spots this week! Woo Hoo! Followed by his lovely Maiden Tara up 2 spots! (Ok, so Ernie also moved up 2 spots but I screwed Tara Lee out of about 10 mentions so she gets the only mention this time!)! The Big Dropper this week was Tony Wade down 3 spots (Don't worry Tony, the only reason is because it is logistically IMPOSSIBLE for me to go any lower!). Nic & The Dooger both dropped 2 spots (So much for my hope that I would get ANYTHING out of this stupid Little Game We Play this year - AGAIN)!
I suppose I should mention that Uncle D has spent several weeks at the top of the standings all due to that bastard ShrubAss!! I hope JR Nation kicks his balls! Wow - that came out of no where - sorry about that! And speaking of Asses.....Ernie, please tell that JACKASS Mr. Paula Mintz that I hope he is happy now that he is nearing the Fiery Pits of Bottom Feeder HELL!! And next year he should "make your OWN DAMN picks and not POACH OFF MINE, BITCH!" That should work, if you could tell him all that!
I'm VERY HAPPY to report that I did not see much if barely any of that piece of shit they called the race on Saturday night! Much to Dave's dismay, they already had the race on it the Chinese bar, where we were throwing Jafe a Surprise 40th Birthday (which I could not comment here on since he now belongs to this Little Game We Play)! Dave seemed to think my request to watch the race would not be met kindly. As I said it was already on....and one of the "young" guys (as in late 50's, 60 ish) was ALL OVER SPIKE! He kept saying loudly in front of her "She's really your MOM? Not your SISTER?!" At which point I told him, he was either giving her a rather LARGE Compliment or SEVERELY Dissing on me....! Anyways, Mission Surprise Party-Jafe was a huge success. He did not have a fucking clue! It was great. After we left the Chinese bar we went back to his house where my Wife & The Dooger already had a nice fire going and we sate around and drank beer into the wee hours of the morning with both regular peeps and peeps we hadn't hung out with in a LONG time. It was good times!
Did I mention that SHRUB ASS Fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright then, enough on that. Here's hoping he gets a non-life threatening injury that keeps him out a car for 6-8 weeks (no offense, Uncle D - you know I still love ya!)
Well, it's about time for me to head on out for the weekend! Hope everyone enjoys the non-points excitement that hopefully Saturday night will bring (along with the aforementioned injury :) )! Maybe I will have time to comment on Sunday - no promises!
Have a great weekend!
The Director
P.S. Did not have time to proof read! Hey I might be able to take a few minutes to blog on a Friday, but I would never abuse the situation by taking the time to proof read - I have my boundaries!
Friday, May 16, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
For Your Entertainment
This is courtesy of my Buddy Dave and the John Andretti website (yeah, who knew he would have a FAN website, right?)!
http://www.lasvegassun.com/photos/2008/may/08/4596/
Have a great weekend!
http://www.lasvegassun.com/photos/2008/may/08/4596/
Have a great weekend!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Wish This Was A Real Commentary......
Hey Peeps!
Ok! Let's start off by saying..........Thanks to all who responded and let me know you like this format! Now comes the apologies.....My printer is out of ink, so I can't do the Meat! Sorry, Uncle D - and yes you are still in first place. Whatever!
For all the doubters, and everyone knows I'm not even a Die Hard JR fan. Don't dislike the guy, but I'm not part of JR nation. HOWEVER, I have it on good authority that TiVo proves that Shrub-Ass totally fucked JR. See that is what I love about my blog!!! I can TOTALLY swear now! Without worrying about getting in trouble for swearing because I have a disclaimer now........Anyways, Kyle fucking Busch was WRONG! Ok - just so you know I understand racing....and I understand how the good do it. I have heard the normal OMG Senior would do it in a heartbeat..........I actually heard, Senior would have done it but the only difference is that he would have WON the race - oh and this came from someone in our Little Game That We Play, but now that you are free to attack each other, I probably really won't release names. But back to my point, and this is second hand - so yeah I will probably will get it wrong! But when TiVo'd there was something about the way Shrub-Ass (only til I think of a better name for that prick) angled his tires. Really, I don't know about that stuff. HOWEVER I think that Shrub is a fucking punk (I love to swear!) and when he is driving Balls to the Wall, he does not give a crap who is next to him, who he takes out, who he screws!! He does NOT even care. That is why I hate him. That is why he has made my MOST HATED EVER DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have hated some goodly hated driver's in my time. RustyGod, Kurt Busch (don't remember the nickname), DumbAss (Robby Gordon)....etc. I just don't remember a more hated individual. EVER.
Oh but WAIT! The old timer's remember how much EXACTLY how much I HATED "Allah Steven" devil spawn of RustyGod! Right? You remember that?! Yes you do! However, Allah Steven is my new HERO!! I did NOT watch the Busch/Nationwide???! race....but I did see the highlights. Call me prejudice...and I didn't see it live and only saw it once - but what went on "appeared" to me to be just racing - I'm actually admitting I could be wrong here....but right or wrong, not even saying who was who - but PRICK-ASS Shrub goes up to Allah Steven's car and gets in his face..........and most hated of my previously hated's spawn (that would be Allah-Steven RustyGod spawn) and I had a proud moment! Bitch goes and tries to show how "tough" he is....and Allah Steven is having NONE of it..........grabs Shrubs helmet, which in turn Shrub waits until his team "GRABS" him up and then tries to go all badass on Allah.................I ain't buying it! There are very few driver's who have the ability to go "Balls to the Wall" and pull it off...with gracefully. I will admit I was not a fan during Senior's Heyday.....but what everyone says is "JR is not good because his Daddy was" - Well, if that was true, how can you blame the sins of the Father on him?! From what I know, I only started watching Nascar in 1998, SR was a pretty damn good guy. I liked him. Mostly I liked him because he liked/respected Gordo when everyone hated him. But I digress....How come everyone says JR does not deserve shit just cuz his Daddy was Idolized, BUT every time JR gets wrecked, screwed, any thing remotely the same "they" say damn he's just like his daddy or that his daddy would have done the same thing to someone else! YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously, who are my two favorite drivers - gee that would be Jeff Gordon and Ryan Newman - so I can't be totally biased. I am going to say one thing right now - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND - Is JR getting a free ride because of who his Daddy was - or is Getting blamed for what his Daddy did?! Now that I have this blog you can tell me. But you cannot have it both ways. I never expected to become a champion for JR but I must say to you all................why should the son pay for the sins of the father???!! Look inside yourself and know that is NOT right. So what if SR was an ASS and spun people for the win - what exactly does that have to do with JR and the fact that he got screwed by a selfish Asshole? Sorry I don't see how that is the same! Oh and then there is something that relates to ME - Mikey totally buttholed Mears........and I am not even ranting and raving about that??????!!!!! Call me biased?! I think not!
Tomorrow I will print the MEAT and present it in its entirety! I am sorry I could not do it this evening. But that is the beauty of this blog. You get full commentary all the time! I hope you like the new format!
The Director.
Ok! Let's start off by saying..........Thanks to all who responded and let me know you like this format! Now comes the apologies.....My printer is out of ink, so I can't do the Meat! Sorry, Uncle D - and yes you are still in first place. Whatever!
For all the doubters, and everyone knows I'm not even a Die Hard JR fan. Don't dislike the guy, but I'm not part of JR nation. HOWEVER, I have it on good authority that TiVo proves that Shrub-Ass totally fucked JR. See that is what I love about my blog!!! I can TOTALLY swear now! Without worrying about getting in trouble for swearing because I have a disclaimer now........Anyways, Kyle fucking Busch was WRONG! Ok - just so you know I understand racing....and I understand how the good do it. I have heard the normal OMG Senior would do it in a heartbeat..........I actually heard, Senior would have done it but the only difference is that he would have WON the race - oh and this came from someone in our Little Game That We Play, but now that you are free to attack each other, I probably really won't release names. But back to my point, and this is second hand - so yeah I will probably will get it wrong! But when TiVo'd there was something about the way Shrub-Ass (only til I think of a better name for that prick) angled his tires. Really, I don't know about that stuff. HOWEVER I think that Shrub is a fucking punk (I love to swear!) and when he is driving Balls to the Wall, he does not give a crap who is next to him, who he takes out, who he screws!! He does NOT even care. That is why I hate him. That is why he has made my MOST HATED EVER DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have hated some goodly hated driver's in my time. RustyGod, Kurt Busch (don't remember the nickname), DumbAss (Robby Gordon)....etc. I just don't remember a more hated individual. EVER.
Oh but WAIT! The old timer's remember how much EXACTLY how much I HATED "Allah Steven" devil spawn of RustyGod! Right? You remember that?! Yes you do! However, Allah Steven is my new HERO!! I did NOT watch the Busch/Nationwide???! race....but I did see the highlights. Call me prejudice...and I didn't see it live and only saw it once - but what went on "appeared" to me to be just racing - I'm actually admitting I could be wrong here....but right or wrong, not even saying who was who - but PRICK-ASS Shrub goes up to Allah Steven's car and gets in his face..........and most hated of my previously hated's spawn (that would be Allah-Steven RustyGod spawn) and I had a proud moment! Bitch goes and tries to show how "tough" he is....and Allah Steven is having NONE of it..........grabs Shrubs helmet, which in turn Shrub waits until his team "GRABS" him up and then tries to go all badass on Allah.................I ain't buying it! There are very few driver's who have the ability to go "Balls to the Wall" and pull it off...with gracefully. I will admit I was not a fan during Senior's Heyday.....but what everyone says is "JR is not good because his Daddy was" - Well, if that was true, how can you blame the sins of the Father on him?! From what I know, I only started watching Nascar in 1998, SR was a pretty damn good guy. I liked him. Mostly I liked him because he liked/respected Gordo when everyone hated him. But I digress....How come everyone says JR does not deserve shit just cuz his Daddy was Idolized, BUT every time JR gets wrecked, screwed, any thing remotely the same "they" say damn he's just like his daddy or that his daddy would have done the same thing to someone else! YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously, who are my two favorite drivers - gee that would be Jeff Gordon and Ryan Newman - so I can't be totally biased. I am going to say one thing right now - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND - Is JR getting a free ride because of who his Daddy was - or is Getting blamed for what his Daddy did?! Now that I have this blog you can tell me. But you cannot have it both ways. I never expected to become a champion for JR but I must say to you all................why should the son pay for the sins of the father???!! Look inside yourself and know that is NOT right. So what if SR was an ASS and spun people for the win - what exactly does that have to do with JR and the fact that he got screwed by a selfish Asshole? Sorry I don't see how that is the same! Oh and then there is something that relates to ME - Mikey totally buttholed Mears........and I am not even ranting and raving about that??????!!!!! Call me biased?! I think not!
Tomorrow I will print the MEAT and present it in its entirety! I am sorry I could not do it this evening. But that is the beauty of this blog. You get full commentary all the time! I hope you like the new format!
The Director.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Trial & Error
Hey Peeps,
Here is the first post to my Little Experiment to determine if this can take place of my commentaries! I realize a few of you don't know much about this blogging thing.....but it does mean I can comment whenever I get the time! You can have more of my HI-LARIOUS moments more often! For the old people I can just put a link when I send the points so you won't have to try to bookmark this page or anything. I have actually thought about trying to post the points here, but I haven't gotten that far into my thinking yet! ALSO - The best part is you can easily comment as soon as you read my commentaries! How sweet is that?! It will also make it easy for you to talk to each other in the comment section - or if you have say JR and you are pissed at say Uncle D who is leading the points and has Shrub-Ass - you can send him a comment! How cool is that??
I think that is TOTALLY cool! Ok - I am not actually doing my "Commentary" post yet. I just wanted to get this thing up and running. I couldn't get it to work at the office today. Oh yeah, you will see I have the title to another blog, but I've never started it!
Please post a comment and let me know if you like this idea or not!
Love ya,
The Director
Here is the first post to my Little Experiment to determine if this can take place of my commentaries! I realize a few of you don't know much about this blogging thing.....but it does mean I can comment whenever I get the time! You can have more of my HI-LARIOUS moments more often! For the old people I can just put a link when I send the points so you won't have to try to bookmark this page or anything. I have actually thought about trying to post the points here, but I haven't gotten that far into my thinking yet! ALSO - The best part is you can easily comment as soon as you read my commentaries! How sweet is that?! It will also make it easy for you to talk to each other in the comment section - or if you have say JR and you are pissed at say Uncle D who is leading the points and has Shrub-Ass - you can send him a comment! How cool is that??
I think that is TOTALLY cool! Ok - I am not actually doing my "Commentary" post yet. I just wanted to get this thing up and running. I couldn't get it to work at the office today. Oh yeah, you will see I have the title to another blog, but I've never started it!
Please post a comment and let me know if you like this idea or not!
Love ya,
The Director
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